- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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