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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

black chicken. kfc

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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