- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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