- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

poopy is poopy

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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