Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Guest what in the butt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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