What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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