- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

This is not a joke.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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