- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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