XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Golf.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Ring Ring Hello? Click

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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