whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Anti Joke

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