i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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No

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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KILL WHITEY

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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12 niqqa 12.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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