How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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rent a cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Do the roar!

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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