Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Knock knock Come in

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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