How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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this website is a bad joke

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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