- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock knock Come in

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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