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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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