What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Who invented apple? God

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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