- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What is older than history?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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