What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Wenis Penis

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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