- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How come anti jokes r funny

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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