I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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He--Hey guys

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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