- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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