how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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miha kako si?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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