- Anti Joke

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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