- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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