- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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