What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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