- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

quantum physics?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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