- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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