- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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