What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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