- Anti Joke

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"