- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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