Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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