Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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=3

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Tunechi

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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