What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

The cream, it is coming

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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