- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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