- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??