- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Fat? Jesse Z

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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