- Anti Joke

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk