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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A fat guy!

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I wrote a funny joke.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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