- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

knock knock i have diarrhea

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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