- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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