- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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