I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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