- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A lot eh?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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