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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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YOU

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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