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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

if you don't like this you're gay

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.