What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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cancer

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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