- Anti Joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

SHUT UP JP

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman