- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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