- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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