- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Urban ghettos

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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