What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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