When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Gay rights.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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