- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

pull my finger (farts)

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why can't february march Because april may

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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