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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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