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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

All of these jokes are about white people

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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