Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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