What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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star wars kid

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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