what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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