what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Pianos.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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