Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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