- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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