a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Women's rights

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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