Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is funnier than 24 69

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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