- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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