What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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