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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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