Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

My children are mistakes

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's one plus one? two.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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