If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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