- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

angelo snyder is not ga

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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