Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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