Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Your Mom

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The Labour Party.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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