- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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