- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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