- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

hi mom

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Women's professional sports

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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