Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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