your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What do you call an blank test? an F

autistic kids rock

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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