- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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