- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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