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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Nobody cares maddie!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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