- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's 2+2? Fish

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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