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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Cancer.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

This is a random Anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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