How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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