- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A sober Irish individual.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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