Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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