- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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