- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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