- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

whats up and also down? your mum

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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