- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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