what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Your face

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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And you honored it I see :P

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A pope meets another one

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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