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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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