- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

So these two girls have a cup .

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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