Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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