- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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