- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

feminists.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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