Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

The cream, it is coming

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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