In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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